Lecture straight; no chaser.

After an evening out, Donald was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was staggering along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at three o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.

‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Donald.

‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?’ inquired the law sarcastically.

‘My wife,’ slurred Donald grimly.

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While growing up in New York, Crowell remembers spending most of her time in the kitchen, which was constantly bustling with activity. Her grandfather, who was a numbers runner in Brooklyn, was always ready to entertain company, brandishing an assortment of spirits and plenty of food. “I’d watch my mom and Aunt Gwen play music, mix drinks, and play cards,” reminisces Crowell, who would also help her grandfather get the bar ready for company.”

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